she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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