8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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