the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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