That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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