therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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