At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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