I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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