brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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