I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
