i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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