Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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