can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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