so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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