his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
