Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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