let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Vodka?
Forever.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
