Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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