She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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