It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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