Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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