dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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