Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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