I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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