Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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