Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
