So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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