oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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