I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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