She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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