Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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