carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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