i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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