Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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