How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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