my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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