dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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