An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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