69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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