you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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