Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You can't just leave with hair like that
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My dick has a subreddit
Randomize
