He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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