She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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