I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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