her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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