Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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