but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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