Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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