i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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