I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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