ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
