Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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