your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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