doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Is it because I queefed?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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