But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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