You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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