Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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