Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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